By: John C. Timex

John C. Timex — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 10:05:27 +0000

Gail wrote an effluent article published first in the Times this day in the year of our Lord’s absence, 2012. Gosh Gail. Gosh? Not gawd offill. Gail is tiring. Her lines have lost the humorous twinge, the belly roll, the baby fat and the little touch of pain that goes with understanding the trivial matters of daily life mean more to a votes casting in one direction or another than anything the candidates say or do or if they earn the office pretend to do for four years. Having heard Romney’s gaffes it’s now a matter of principle that we shut down every private school in the nation. Can’t afford Yale? Well the US Constitution will be advised shortly to send anyone but a rich families dunce there on a waiver from grade school that Charlie really was better in the sandbox than his records show. Hie lines are now so infamous that one need not recall a single one. Just rollick on olde geezers, remember the Maine and all that. Custards last stand. Knute Rockne’s vintage impromptu megaphone not needed speeches. All for one and one for all. Dick Clark at Times Square. Oh the humanity. Wherefore are thou O Romeo?

I remember the collection of memorabilia kids would bring to school to cleverly disguise their beliefs pinned to their lapels as if to make them more patriotic than their neighbor. Dad and mom vote Democratic or Republican. Ike won. I win.

By: Stargazer 594

Stargazer 594 — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 14:51:50 +0000

In lieu of real news from my son on Mitt:

re: http://news.yahoo.com/why-plane-windows-dont-roll-down-romney-221323006.html

This is a real problem. If elected, the first presidential order should be to remove all windows on air force one. The dog still has to ride on the roof, though

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