Make it fun to read. I got hooked on the bait Dave Brooks wrote when he apologized for Romney by saying intuitively we need a directionless president to take us back to mainstream America cuz this guy in office now with the duds and girls who r gorgeous and a wife who not only dresses like a woman but who has the brains of well the brains of a berry berry bright woman has us in a direction that is clearly not my own.

What on earth does direction mean? What speculative mandate r we clowning ’bout when one has the eruditeness to cleverly say we know we’re lost but we don’t know where to go so we’re in the wrong direction. The problem is the media can’t resemble a turd grade discussion on societal norms and gittin’ there with Roy and Hoppy leading the way. We stumble over our adjectives instead of expressing our words in ways dat make sense. I can’t wait 4 da movie or is it digital to come out or be streamed or some other didactic phrase from the grave.